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I've mentioned before that I have quite the little talker on my hands.
Did I pass along the fact that her pronunciation skills are a little lacking?
Fortunately, most of the time, her words aren't "that" off. It's easy to tell what's she is trying to say.
Examples:
Fin'em = Find him. (Despite the masculine pronoun, this phrase is used for EVERYTHING that she loses and needs RIGHT NOW.)
Yook = Look (A favorite word right now as she points out everything amazing to a 20 month old)
Lereal = Cereal (this word is usually screamed, especially at the end of Sunday School when her teacher brings out the Cheerios)
But, then there are the words that just do NOT sound right. In fact, they're just down right obscene.
The one word at the top of the list? Cock.
Excuse me, I meant SOCK.
Yeah, my innocent little girl says "Cock" every time she talks about a sock. It might not be soooo bad, except for the wee little fact of when she talks about socks.
The Little Lady loves to pick up her daddy's socks in order to smell them. She thinks it is HILARIOUS if they stink.
"Eeewwie! Kinky cock!"
Oh -- did I mention that KINKY is her word for stinky??????? Yes, it is.
Sigh. We're desperately working the letter S over here, but so far the lessons just ain't sticking.
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ROFLMAO...ah, yes, that is CLASSIC. love kinky cocks...er, stinky socks.
Cock, eh? Good one.
My daughter used to say f*ck for sock.
Yours and mine together would take over the world! Mine says FOCKS! Check my post for similar sillies!
HAHA. I wish I coulda seen Curt's face for that one!
That is absolutely hillarious!!
LOL! This is the best laugh I've had all day. Thank you for sharing!
OK...that is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!
LMAO she is awesome, hey mine called fox fuc* for years LOL so in Dora we have Swper the Fuc*
Also duck often was saying fuc* fuc*
I think we came across a similar incident before too but I cannot remember the word. lol! It will pass and the "s" will come around soon. My 15 month old is a talker too. Her new words this week were all S's and it's so funny. She can say them most of the time; "Sucker", "Stop", "Stuck", and "stinky".
And then there is "nack". Which means snack. lol!!!
Oh, my! Miss Little Lady needs to stop hanging around gas station bathrooms!
I can just imagine her pronunciation of the word "truck." LOL. I've heard that one coming out of several boys' mouths...yoi.
My son told the church nursery lady that he was playing with a fire f---. It was a fire truck. That stuck until he was about 3.
LOL, we have those days coming up pretty soon!
Oh, thank the Lord, I thought it was just Jonathan having trouble with the "s" and the "l". But that one...oh, that one takes the cake. Jonathan hasn't said anything quite so kinky yet.... :-)
HaHa! Now you just have to make sure she has no opportunity to talk about socks in public!
HAHA! That's awesome! So how often has she discussed her stinky sock fetish in public? :)
omg thats hilarious! my oldest used to say cock for clock...it was so cute at first, then it just wasnt anymore. i can so relate tho when those words are said out in public, it just doesnt look good.
Too cute. My BFF's daughter used to pronounce frog rather peculiarly as a babe. ;)
LOL!! We have a lot of F-words around here!
OH MY GOODNESS. LOL
ONe day I was changing my 3 year olds diaper (back when) and she said something that at the moment totally slips my mind...but when i started this comment it was there. whatever.
anywho...i thought she was saying...oh yes.
my assshhh (but more without the hhh part) hurts she said. Sorry for being blunt...but that is EXACTLY what it sounded like. I came out and asked my husband if she could possibly be saying what it sounds like she is saying. He doubted it as that word has never been spoken here...but I thought maybe some movie.
SHe was saying her RASH hurt.
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